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I only heard the end of this conversation so I don't know how Margaret Thatcher came up, but she did:Friend: Margaret Thatcher?! I love her! Isn't she a dancer?
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So..... homosexuality is sexist?
As posted on leasthelpful.com....http://leasthelpful.com/post/18494440942/its-basically-racist-to-be-gayPlease, my friends, rip this nimrod a new one.
View ArticleHitman request fail
http://www.iol.co.za/news/back-page/wanted-a-midget-to-kick-ex-lover-1.1247134A Joburg man has taken to an online forum to request that a midget kick his ex-girlfriend. And he’s quite upset that he...
View Article"If You're Going To Dine-And-Dash, Don't Do It In A Restaurant Full Of Cops"
If You're Going To Dine-And-Dash, Don't Do It In A Restaurant Full Of CopsWe certainly don't condone the act of dining-then-dashing. It's illegal and, more importantly, just plain rude to the people...
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I work with the sweetest coworker ever, but sometimes not the brightest. The other day during lunch she asked me if Poland was cold and it eventually got to me commenting about how Americans don't know...
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Article 19
Dumbass siphons gas from a cop car & posts a pic of it on Facebook. Can you guess what happens next? XDWhile the siphoning photo has been removed from his Facebook page, Baker yesterday updated his...
View ArticleWoolly Brain Syndrome
The Cutty Sark, the best surviving example of a tea clipper, was re-opened by the Queen last week. Just two days later, I went to see it.After steam powered ships became more profitable for tea...
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I work in IT. What's worse, I'm a trainer at a call center AND I'm "quality assurance" (2 positions).Occasionally I must go through tickets to find out why we couldn't fix them. I just passed this gems...
View ArticleCrocodile Hunter, he ain't
Just because you're some kind of scientist doesn't mean you can subdue an 8-ft reptile on your own (and even if he was a zoologist specializing in reptiles, he sure shoulda known better than...
View ArticlePlease Tell Me I'm Adopted
My dad told me this story, and I couldn't believe it, so I independently corroborated it with my dad's two brothers.When they were all younger, my dad, his brothers, and his sister were taken by their...
View ArticleWow, we went way past stupid in this one.
http://unicornbooty.com/blog/2012/05/11/crazy-woman-tells-ne-legislators-rimjobs-will-kill-you-in-30-minutes-video/Synopsis: Not sure I can summarize beyond homophobic conspiracy lady thinks Gay =...
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"Real lesbians never use vibrators. If you do, you're not a lesbian.""Lesbians don't have kids. If you have sex with a guy, you're bisexual. End of story.""I don't even understand how two guys would...
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Anecdote shamelessly "borrowed" from Regretsy (link is not worksafe):"I remember seeing a post by a woman who had an enormous tattoo of a pirate ship on her chest. It was gruesome and gory, with...
View Articleplaygroup ponderings
I'm an American expat living in Germany and I have a 1-year-old son who I bring to local playgroups. One of the other moms, Cinnamon, is very kind, nice, and working on her education, but not really...
View Article"Hey! I was thinking of robbing you. Can you tell me when you will be home?"
I love my mom. She is one of the most sweet and kind ladies you will Ever have the pleasure of knowing. But sometimes she will go and surprise you! Some kids kept stealing from her so she had an alarm...
View Articlemock_the_stupid_mod (no, not OpalCat)
A separate LJ community (which will remain nameless) has the stated purpose of creating open debate. Here is the summary of how my first and only debate in that community went down:1) Party A tosses a...
View ArticleKind of back, but this is a hard time for me
Hey everyone...No, I was not abducted by aliens. However, my life has been in a swarm of chaos the last few months. I'm still quasi-homeless and staying with friends/family, though I'll finally be...
View ArticleHow does this girl function on a daily basis?
Twitter account: What New Girl SaidSomeone in another comm told me about this feed and I immediately thought of sharing it here. There are dozens of examples of ridiculous things this 18 year old girl...
View ArticleAnd eating a box of donuts every day is a great way to lose weight
Person on Google+, bemoaning the increase in gay/lesbian characters in the media: Don't you see it? They are broadcasting it because of ratings and money, they don't care about their audience.Um......
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